This manuscript isn't that bad. Really. I bet it only needs a few tweaks and it'll be perfect.
Who wrote this thing? It's terrible. You're telling me this is a character arc? The voice is inauthentic, the characters are flat and the plot is convoluted. AAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!
Just let me check my email one time and then I promise I'll start revising. Wait, I'll send one more tweet and then really... I'll add that new chapter.
Why do I even bother? Nobody is going to like this book anyway. I might as well just toss it and take up needlepoint.
No one else is going to write this book for me. I guess I'll do it.